Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)

  • Everything is funny as long as it happens to somebody else.
- Warning to Jokers: Lay Off the Prince in The Illiterate Digest
  • I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.
- The Illiterate Digest
  • Rumour travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
- The Illiterate Digest
  • The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
- The Illiterate Digest
  • All I know is just what I read in the papers.
- saying used as a lead-in to his routines.
  • Politicians, after all, are not over a year behind public opinion.
- Autobiography
  • You can't say civilization don't advance… in every war they kill you in a new way.
- Autobiography
  • The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for he is looking with the crowd. But the one that can see years ahead, he has a telescope but he can't make anybody believe that he has it.
- Autobiography

Joseph Stalin

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